Tai-Tai-dom, Come Embrace Me
There's this one Chinese uncle dropped by my shop just the other day and offered palm reading and thingamabob service. Just outta curiosity I took up his offer. Lordy, was I in for a surprise!
Well, the things he said about yours truly are rather accurate; from my family background to my volcanic temper to my current situation. He also added that I should marry after 29 years old, to guarantee strong marriage and there are only 2 offsprings. What hit me the most was I'll have a long healthy live; up to 80 years old and full of wealth, married to a very prosperous man and I, RAE CHANG, take control of the moolah. Ho ho ho. I'm gonna be a tai-tai! Woo hoo! *Throw confetti*
He did give me a couple of advice though; gotta be more patient and be ignorant. He said my quick sharp tongue would bring me to a downfall if I don't hold it. :/
ps I forgot another small piece of info too, he said the current guys I'm associated with are bastards. Hah... I think I know one that's gonna show the true colors soon.
posted by Rae @ 00:32
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Rae Did Make It!
Oh yeah after bitchin' and pissin' and sweatin' I finally made it to zouk's Sweet 16. Clubbed it with a new group of peeps, STB I think. I was the odd one out. God, Look at the pic! I've gotten fat! And I looked so different! And pale! No, YELLOW! And tired! Well the last one is no biggie. Been doing massive hours at work.There were suppose to be two more guys with us but they dodged the photographer. Camera-shy I guess... or scared that the mum would see the photo! Kenneth grinned like the happiest guy in the world; can't blame him for being surrounded by hot babes. However, I owed him one for making this happened! Yippie!
The downside after the party was the day after... I was so freaking stoned at work that it's become a joke. I only 2 drinks that night! Guess the Energizer bunny's going flat and needs to be recharged! Hah!
posted by Rae @ 00:07
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Gettin' Jiggy With It
I have a draft of an open screw-you letter to the Maker saved in my post list and am so tempted to post it up. Haven't been feeling super fantabulous about things that are going on at the mo' and that bottle of kahlua isn't really helping much. I mean, whenever I thought things are getting better, another f*cking shit shines its f*cking glory to my face. Rae isn't made out of brick, man. She's just a girl. Just a girl. Why can't You give her a break, God?
Caution: This post is far-off because of that sweet heavenly kahlua.
Pressure's up on my arse at work. The shop I'm in charge of will be closed/converted soon and I'm positioned to do clearance sale this week, not without super unrealistic target. Bloody hell. I'm super emo about the closing/conversion because it's my shop after all. Asked my boss what the future holds but she could not even give me an answer. I so hate indeciveness. I mean the management could not even give me a date of when this bloody clearance sale would end. I can kiss zouk's 16 anni goodbye. Sux a$$. WTF and this mio thingamob connecting to the net sux a$$ too. It keeps disconnecting me; pissing me off greatly.
My beloved cell went dead on me early this month and last week, I finally dragged my sorry arse to Motorola service centre to get it fixed. Oh yeah, someone actually offered to get me a 1k cell if I give him a bj -_-. How fascinating.
Anyway, Rae tried to cheat her way in by not telling that her cell took a dive into the toilet bowl when the motorola peep told her the watermark in her cell's ran. Bloody hell, that stupid red dot! Karma, of course, loves her very much and decides to hit her ass, an estimated fee of $300-plus was quoted for the repair and boy, did Rae pee in her pants. Oh of course not! That quotation would apply if the motherboard thingamajiq'a fused. He added their technician would call yours truly in a days' time after evaluation. That dude walked her through the acknowledgment thingamob and clarified the physical condition of her beloved cell: corrosion set, no display, scratches on camera lens, external lens, interior lens, keypad, base and front flip. Wow. He made it as if she had abused her beloved greatly. Big deal, she dropped it just a couple of times. Ok, a few couple of times.
Rae did get a call the day after but couldn't really understand what that dude said because of his deep indian accent. There are only 2 things she could cemprehend, it's repaired and it's free. Woo hoo! I love you, Kumar. I love you very much. So job number SGK-07-13070-001 is completed. Can't wait to be reunited with the beloved tomorrow. Yippie! The things I wanna do with it! Can't wait! Ok... this sounds kinda wrong.
Anyway, I had this conversation with a workmate when she dropped by at my shop.
Rae: My sales' shit. C'on, contribute by buying something. How about this shirt?
S : This shirt's too girl-girl wei.
Rae: What? Girl-girl? You have a p*ssy, right?
S : C*b*i ar you.
I just love this babe. I just love talking to her.
posted by Rae @ 03:35
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